oh fuck yeah

(via ssundazee)

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

(Source: bored-im, via kydola)

spoooks:

sixsixxsixxxx:

Code Orange Kids - Cycles ( the days get longer )

I am the beaten horse. I am self sufficient. I am nothing.

The days get longer. We lose each other.

(via buttrot)

(Source: shoujoromance, via rotout)

numb-your-mind:

Abracadabra Holmes by Daggermouth

What you gonna do when your world comes crashing down?
And you’ll rest assure that I always had my doubts

you let me down, i really thought we had a chance this time.

(via rotout)

anyone down to league or something?

just me gettin down

(via astheworldfliesby)